ZERO (0) DAYS SINCE LAST RACCOON MISCHIEF
| date | mischief | status |
| 2023/03/30: | washed right gardening glove (long cuff, size medium) | found |
| 2023/03/29: | knocked over stacked bamboo logs | -- |
| 2023/03/17: | stole left Crocs classic clog (color: digital aqua, size 9)(again) | missing |
| 2023/03/08: | uprooted more water lilies | -- |
| earlier: | backlog in progress... | -- |