the Windgarden Log

2024

Saturday, January 13th : Mott moved out at 5AM this morning. I ran into him on an Nook Island Expedition just hours later and he acted like he'd never met me! What an asshole.

Zell is moving in tomorrow and I'm going to teach him to say "hotdog". Actually no, that joke sucks.

Oh yeah, I lost my 100 fish streak at 93.

2023

Wednesday, November 8th : Hamphrey has gone to find new adventures. Fellow rodent Poppy has taken over his old plot.

Tuesday, October 10th : A happy birthday to Benedict, a grown man with dirt covering his floor.

Monday, October 9th : Colton has decided to move away. The last gift he gave me was a jockey uniform. What's THAT supposed to mean?

Wednesday, September 27th: Very happy birthday to Beardo, a bear whose design leaves me both troubled and intrigued.

Friday, September 22nd : A lot of people say the villagers are too nice in New Horizons. I think they've just gotten more subtle.

2022

Monday, July 18 : Discovered Windgarden Island